$(document).ready(function(){
    var username = 'alockett1';
    $.getScript('http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/' + username + '.json?callback=twitterCallback2&count=1');
});

function twitterCallback2(twitters) {
  var statusHTML = [];
  for (var i=0; i<twitters.length; i++){
    var username = twitters[i].user.screen_name;
    var status = twitters[i].text.replace(/((https?|s?ftp|ssh)\:\/\/[^"\s\<\>]*[^.,;'">\:\s\<\>\)\]\!])/g, function(url) {
      return '<a href="'+url+'">'+url+'</a>';
    }).replace(/\B@([_a-z0-9]+)/ig, function(reply) {
      return  reply.charAt(0)+'<a href="http://twitter.com/'+reply.substring(1)+'">'+reply.substring(1)+'</a>';
    });
    statusHTML.push('<p><span class="tweet">"'+status+'"</span><br /><span class="tweet_date"><a class="tweet_date" href="http://twitter.com/'+username+'/statuses/'+twitters[i].id+'" title="Andy Lockett ('+username+') on Twitter">Tweeted '+relative_time(twitters[i].created_at)+'.</a></span></p><div class="height"><!--Min-height fix--></div><div class="clear"><!--Clear min-height fix--></div>');
  }
  $("#twitter_holder").html($(statusHTML.join('')));
  $("#twitter_holder a").attr("target", "_blank");
  $("#twitter_holder").delay(205).slideDown(500);
  $("#twitter_loading").slideUp(200);
}

function relative_time(time_value) {
  var values = time_value.split(" ");
  time_value = values[1] + " " + values[2] + ", " + values[5] + " " + values[3];
  var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value);
  var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date();
  var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000);
  delta = delta + (relative_to.getTimezoneOffset() * 60);

  if (delta < 60) {
    return 'less than a minute ago';
  } else if(delta < 120) {
    return 'about a minute ago';
  } else if(delta < (60*60)) {
    return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString() + ' minutes ago';
  } else if(delta < (120*60)) {
    return 'about an hour ago';
  } else if(delta < (24*60*60)) {
    return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString() + ' hours ago';
  } else if(delta < (48*60*60)) {
    return 'yesterday';
  } else {
    return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString() + ' days ago';
  }
}